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PIDATO BHS JAWA

السلا م عليكم ورحمة الله وبر كا ته اَلْحَمْدُ ِللهِ الَّذِى فَضَّلَ بَنِيْ أَدَمَ بِا لْعِلْمِ وَالْعَمَلِ. وَالصَّلاَةُ وَالسَّلاَمُ عَلَى سَيِّدِنَا مُحَمَّدٍ عَلَى كُلِّ حَالٍ. وَ عَلَى اَلِهِ وَاَصْحَا بِهِ اَصْحَابِ الْكَرَامَةِ وَالْكَمَلْ أمّا بعد   Dumateng Poro Bapak, poro Ibu, Hadirin sekalian ingkang kulo hormati ! Minangkani awalipun atur kulo ing mriki kulo muji syukur Alhamdulillah dateng Alloh SWT ingkang sampun paring pinten-pinten Rohmat, Ni’mat, dumateng kulo, lan panjenengan sedoyo, sehinggo kulo lan panjenengan saged karoyo-royo bucal thempo ninggalno griyo, ninggal bondho lan rojo koyo sami saget rawo wonten ing majlis puniko boten ategas prawan golek joko, utawi dudo golek rondho. Nanging leres-leres golek ilmu Agomo. Ilmu sing keno kangge sangu dateng griyane moro tuwo. Shoho ilmu sing keno kangge sangune ngadep datang kang moho kuoso.   Poro rawuh ingkang kulo hormati ! Sebagai pengajak kulo monggo iang saat meniko kulo lan panjenengan s

CERITA LUCU BHS INGGRIS

TALKING BIRD   One day a tourist wanted to buy a talking bird. So he went to a bird shop. In the bird shop, there were three talking birds. Talking bird number one, talking bird number two, and talking bird number three. The tourist looked at the talking bird number one. The price was US 100 (one hundred US dolar). The shopkeeper said, that this talking bird could speak two languages, English and Indonesian. The tourist nooded many times showing his admiration. Then the tourist looked at the talking bird number two. The price was US 300 (three hundred US dolar). The shopkeeper said that this talking bird could speak three languages, English, Indonesia, and Javanese. And finally, the tourist peered at the talking bird number three. The price was US 500 (five hundred US dolar). It was more expensive among them. But it could not speak at all. The tourist was very surprise, so he asked the shopkeeper, “Why is the talking bird number three more expensive than the others,